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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Collection of Funny Lawyer Quotes

  • There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. - Robert Smith Surtees
  • Whoever tells the best story wins. - John Quincy Adams
  • A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
  • Ignorance of the law excuses no man - from practicing it. - Adison Mizner
  • In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. - Angie Papadakis
  • A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. - Lord Brougham
  • A man is innocent until proven broke. - Anonymous

“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.” -Mario Puzo

“You win some and you lose some, but you get paid for all of them.” -Anonymous

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